Find the Perfect Swimsuit for the Not So Perfect Body

img-thingSummer is quickly on it’s way, it will be hear before you know it! So it’s time to think about the perfect swimsuit for those hot summer days at the pool. Some of us do dread this though. If you are a skinny minny that looks fabulous in bikinis, (with the risk of sounding bitter LOL) good for you, but, this post is NOT for you!

I’m here to talk to girls such as myself. How can I put this delicately… girls who may or may not need to loose 20lbs or more, who have an after baby-pouch, who have developed cellulite, who need support for their tattas cause they’ve spent the last 6 months breast feeding their infants, who may have stretch marks all over their once perfect body from having gained 30-50lbs within a 9 month period, who perhaps were bikini wearers at one point, but now would rather die then show their midriff, Continue reading

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Maintaining Your Pum Pum!

I want to start this out with a brief definition of “Pum Pum.” According to http://www.urbandictionary.com the definition of Pum Pum is

Pum Pum (pronounced Poom Poom)

(noun) 1. Jamaican term for the female sexual organ

e.g. “Mi haffi get pum pum tonight.”

I’ll use the word pum pum in this post in replace of “bush,” “vagina,” “pubic hair,” and/or “va-jay-jay” etc. Its my favorite word for my goodies introduced to me by Karina from Lush360 (my bff).

If you are offended easily you may want to stop reading at this point. I am here to talk about maintaining your pum pum hair. Its going to get ugly and somewhat vulgar…but nonetheless VERY entertaining and informative. 🙂 I also solemnly swear to not post pictures of my own pum pum (or anyone else’s)! Continue reading